MEWTERNS
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MEWTERNS
Nine founding degenerates. Every one of the 9,999 Mewterns descends from a member of the line: same eyes, same habit, different tax bracket. Click a file to open the full dossier.
Every badge rolls from six trait pools at genesis. Some pools are deeper than others. One is a puddle, on purpose.
Void black to boardroom white, with every alley shade between.
Green. Always green. Company policy, and also prophecy.
Cigarettes, cigars, leverage, and four we cannot print.
Pinstripes, paisley, torn hoodies. Dress code unenforced since day one.
Trading floors, corner offices, basements, one rented yacht.
Bad. Non-negotiable. Locked at the metadata layer.
Footage recovered from the building. Security was asked how cats got badge access. Security did not answer.
The scanner decides which archetype claims your wallet. You don't pick the Mewtern. The Mewtern picks you.
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